The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was
mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow
walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy
couldn't believe his eyes. He took the book from the cow's
mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and exclaimed, "It's a
miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the
cover."
Did you know that each day a dairy cows eats: 28 lbs. corn silage, 12.64 lbs alfalfa hay, 8.41 lbs barley, 4.33 lbs wheat bran, 3 lbs beet pulp, 5.5 lbs cottonseed, .75 lb fat, .12 lb salt, .5 lb minerals/vitamins, 255 lbs water (30 gallons) that's almost a bathtub full
