I took one of my poems and re-wrote it a bit.
THERE ONCE WAS A LADY FROM BEGGS
WHO THEY SAY WAS BORN WITH FOUR LEGS
BUT DON'T STAND THERE AGOG
FOR SHE WAS A DOG
AND DOGS ARE BORN WITH FOUR LEGS IN BEGGS
Zeline Wright
AKA Opossum Sally
Housetraining is one of the most important lessons you can teach your puppy. A puppy usually takes six weeks to housetrain. Some puppies are housebroken sooner, others take up to six months. Try not to get discouraged and maintain patience and persistence in your endeavor.
"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" - Fred Jungclaus
