Warning to all dog owners:
Watch your dog!
The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city. They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
A surveillance cam caught the sniper in action:
Has your dog had decreased activity levels, decreased appetite, but still appears to gain weight? Have you noticed a change in his hair coat? He could be suffering from a condition called hypothyroidism. Always consult your veterinarian for any changes to your pet's overall body condition or haircoat as it may be a sign of illness.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams