If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want buy a dog.
If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the neighbors buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually buy a dog.
But on the other hand If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness, Then my friend, Buy a cat ( Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental )
The symptoms of liver disease can be vague. Fido may seem lethargic and sluggish, may not eat much and his eyes or mouth may develop a yellowish tint. Plus, dogs of all ages are vulnerable. If it seems like Fido hasn't been himself lately, consult your veterinarian. Good treatments exist for liver disease and the sooner it's diagnosed, the better.
