During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb.
When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"
"No," the man said, "He doesn't need one."
"Yes, he does," answered the officer.
"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."
Are you having trouble giving your dog his medication or tending to his nails? Consider placing him on an unfamiliar elevated surface such as the top of the counter or dryer top. By removing him from his normal element, you will usually gain tactical advantage. Make sure you have adequate assistance.
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." -M. Facklam
