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Dog Rules
1. The Dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. Fine, the dog is allowed on all furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with humans on the bed.
5. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed by invitation only.
6. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but never under the covers.
7. The dog is allowed under the covers, only by invitation.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
9. Humans must ask dog for permission to sleep in the bed!!!
Consider celebrating your dog's birthday. Invite a few four-legged friends and their owners, have some canine games and watch everyone have fun. Set up an obstacle course and try to get the dogs to run the course, one at a time. Play a game calling out the dogs’ names and see who comes when called. Treats are sure to please the guests and at the end, a toy or a doggie bone will make for good party favors.
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
- "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy
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