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Dalmation Role
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started to discuss the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
"I know!" said a third...
"They use it to find the fire hydrant!"
In one large city a telephone operator traced the source of an
emergency phone call because the caller would not speak. The
phone only emitted unusual noises. When the ambulance crew
arrived at the scene, they found a basset hound who had dialed
911 in the process of chewing up the phone.
"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother."
- Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune
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